my hair is out of control and I refuse to put pants on
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
A feminist’s favorite type of foreplay is signing detailed consent forms before sex.
the whole premise of this joke is that its laughable that we think consent is a big deal which is just fucking creepy
also, having done…
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1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sex, by like a billion. Nothing compares to that human connection.
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Probably not as well as I could be. I know it’s there and I can get off with it, but I’m not great at specifically targeting it, and also I’m really impatient and usually go for a combo of penetration + clit stimulation to come.
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
Yes! We went to a nude beach a few weeks back and I swam naked. The something touched me in the butt and I freaked out and all my friends offered to pee on me if I got stung in the fanjo by a jellyfish. Kinksters ❤️❤️❤️
42. Does your penis curve at all?
I own and operate a vagina, so nope!
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Eh does a kink venue count? At a party? That’s probably cheating! I’ve masturbated in public and done sex stuff - oral etc - but never penetrative sex in a (vanilla) public place.